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Gujrati Sher:
Nazar Se Nazar Mile To Pucho Kem Che
Nazar Zuki Or Hase To Samzo
Prem Che
Jo Kamar Zuka K SENDAL Utare To Smzo K Aa To Ben Che…

…Avinash


        1 choti ladki shopkepr k pas ja k boli-Jab me badi ho Jaungi to mujse shadi kroge?shopkepr=haan! haan! karunga.
Ladki=to hone wali BV ko 1choclate nhi doge…

…Avinash

Nepali-
Saabji, ye Shyam Singh ka mobile kaha milega.?
Salesman-
Pata nahi
Nepali-
Add toh isi dukan ka hai.,
Salesman-
Abe ye Shyam Singh nahi,"SAMSUNG" hai.!

…Avinash


Socho agar sms receive karne ke paise lagte to kya hota
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Socho
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Aap jaise log to mere murder ki supari de chuke hote..!

…….by sushma 




Barish Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum
Wah Wah
Barish Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum
Wah Wah
Are Aage Kya Hua?
Hona Kya Tha?
Dhoop Nikli Sukh Gaye hum!

…….by sushma 




I.T. pj:
Jwalamukhi k fatne se niklta h Lawa,
Boliye wah wah...
Jwalamukhi k fatne se nikalta h lawa,
Write down d diff. b/w C++ & java.

…….by sushma 



1 bachha choclt kha rha tha.
A man-itni choclt khana acha nhi..
Boy-mere dadaji 105 sal jiye the..
MAN-wo choclt khate the.?
Boy-nhi apne kam se kam rkhte the..

…….by sushma 



BhgwanKa diya Sab kuch he.
Books,
Notes,
Time,
Mauka he
Or
Hausla to itna he K jab Chahu Padh Sakta hu
Bas 1hi BaatKi Kami he..
Mood

…….by sushma 



Sci ki ladki gaali kaise degi-sale dhrti pe unsolved eqn,trgnomtry k undefind angle,vectr k triple product, kute itna diferenciate krungi k zindgi me kbhi integrate nhi hoga..

…….by sushma 


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