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Gujrati Sher:

Nazar Se Nazar Mile To Pucho Kem Che

Nazar Zuki Or Hase To Samzo

Prem Che

Jo Kamar Zuka K SENDAL Utare To Smzo K Aa To Ben Che…

…Avinash

        1 choti ladki shopkepr k pas ja k boli-Jab me badi ho Jaungi to mujse shadi kroge?shopkepr=haan! haan! karunga.

Ladki=to hone wali BV ko 1choclate nhi doge…

…Avinash

Nepali-

Saabji, ye Shyam Singh ka mobile kaha milega.?

Salesman-

Pata nahi

Nepali-

Add toh isi dukan ka hai.,

Salesman-

Abe ye Shyam Singh nahi,"SAMSUNG" hai.!

…Avinash

Socho agar sms receive karne ke paise lagte to kya hota

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Aap jaise log to mere murder ki supari de chuke hote..!

…….by sushma 

Barish Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum

Wah Wah

Barish Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum

Wah Wah

Are Aage Kya Hua?

Hona Kya Tha?

Dhoop Nikli Sukh Gaye hum!

…….by sushma 

I.T. pj:

Jwalamukhi k fatne se niklta h Lawa,

Boliye wah wah...

Jwalamukhi k fatne se nikalta h lawa,

Write down d diff. b/w C++ & java.

…….by sushma 

1 bachha choclt kha rha tha.

A man-itni choclt khana acha nhi..

Boy-mere dadaji 105 sal jiye the..

MAN-wo choclt khate the.?

Boy-nhi apne kam se kam rkhte the..

…….by sushma 

BhgwanKa diya Sab kuch he.

Books,

Notes,

Time,

Mauka he

Or

Hausla to itna he K jab Chahu Padh Sakta hu

Bas 1hi BaatKi Kami he..

Mood

…….by sushma 

Sci ki ladki gaali kaise degi-sale dhrti pe unsolved eqn,trgnomtry k undefind angle,vectr k triple product, kute itna diferenciate krungi k zindgi me kbhi integrate nhi hoga..

…….by sushma