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EK exaM Me question tha:
Challenge kise kehte hai ?
Sardar ne pura paper khali chod kar last Me likha,
"Apne baap ka beta hai to pass karke dikha"!......................by sushsma


Santa ne nayee Car Li aur usKe Peeche Likhwaya-
"SAAWAN KO AANE DO"
Pichhe se truck Ne Thok Diya..
Truck Par Likha tha-
"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE".....................by sushsma


Agar mobile INDIA me bante to usme 'Templates' aise hote-
1-Kutte call kar na
2-Cigrate lete hue aana
3- Teri bhabi k sath hun
4- Yaar kisi ladki ke sath hu ………………Avinash


Jis kisiko bhi bhag kar shadi karni ho unke liye 2011 me 1 sabse achcha mahurat nikala hai.
9-2-11
Islye sab premi 9-2-11 ko 9 2 11 ho jao…..........…Avinash


Samandr milte hi Barish ko bhul jate he
Daulat milte hi Khuda ko bhul jate he
Bade ajib he duniya wale
SHEELA milte hi MUNNI ko bhul jate he.....................…Avinash


Baba ranchoddas said on neend:" neend k piche mat bhago, agr bhagna hai to pdhai k piche bhago, neend jhak mar k tumhare piche ayegi..

Santa ki tapasya dkh k Bhagwan bole:var mango vats
Santa:bhagwan Ye kya kaha aapne,mai to vadhu ke liye tapasya kia tha

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