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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!

Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?

Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja! 

……….by sushma

Ek din usse na dekha dil uds ho gya

kuch hi pal mey wo itna khaas ho gya

ab tak to pata nahi tha mujhe

lekin uski judai se uski ehmiyat ka ehsaas ho gya

……….by sushma

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Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ka birthday hai... Un ki YAAD me plz. Plz Plz Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 "CARTOON" ko zaroor SEND karein... Mene to apna Farz pura kar diya

…………..by Sushma

Khobsurat He Zindgi Khawab Ki Tarh,Jane Kab Tut Jye Kanch Ki Tarah.

Muje Na Bhulna Kisi Baat Ki Tarh,Apne Dil Me Hi Rakhna Ek yaad ki tarah...

…………..by Sushma

Employee:

Boss, now i have gt married..! Please increase my salary..!

Boss:

Company is nt responsible 4 accidents occuring outside d company....!;-):-)

…………..by Sushma

Chahe Wafa Me Thokre Khate Raho,

Fir B Rasme Wade Nibhate Raho.

Yahi To Ishq Ka Dastoor Hai Yaaro,

Ki Jakhm Khate Raho Aur Bas Muskurate Raho.

…………..by Sushma

Most Beautiful wordz said about life-

"Life iz not amount of breathz U take..

But itz the amount of momentz that took ur breathe away"

tkcr....;-)

 …………..by Sushma

Cute line by a best friend-

Its bad that you are sad and not telling me

But

Its a shame on me that I know it and cant figure out whats Wrong!gn

…………..by Sushma

LOVE...???

Samjo to ehsas,

Dekho to rista,

Kaho to Labz,

Chaho to dosti,

Krlo to ebadat,

Nibhao to wade,

TUT jay to mukadar,

Par mil jaye to Jannat.

…………..by Sushma

Khuda k bad jo sabse aziz hota h

wo Dost kisi kisi ko hi Nasib hota h

dur wo kitna bhi ho Lekin uska Ahsas hamesha diL k Qarib hota hai...

 …………..by Sushma

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Santa ne nayee Car Li aur usKe Peeche Likhwaya-

"SAAWAN KO AANE DO"

Pichhe se truck Ne Thok Diya..

Truck Par Likha tha-

"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE"

….by sushma

RELIANCE Ka Palang

BSNL Ka Gadda

AIRTEL Ka Takiya

TATA Ki Rajai

Uske Andar Aap Aur

MAI

What An IDEA Madamji.

….by sushma

Bina bole aansu chale ate he,

Bina bole dost kaam ate he,

Kamal ki baat to ye he,

Aapki yaad Jab ati he to bina bole mere SMS chale jate he.

good night

….by sushma

Santa ki tapasya dkh k Bhagwan bole:var mango vats

Santa:bhagwan Ye kya kaha aapne,mai to vadhu ke liye tapasya kia tha

….by sushma

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Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga………..by vaibhav

Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga………..by vaibhav

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi 
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya………..by vaibhav



Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye………..by vaibhav

Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal,
Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe
Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal………..by vaibhav



Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,
Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai.... ………..by vaibhav



Mard taange waala
Hoon main mard taaange wala
Mujhe teacher kya marega
Main to hoon principal ka saaala



Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon………..by vaibhav

Funny Shayari SMS, Funny Shayari Messages

Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga
………..by vaibhav


Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga………..by vaibhav