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Oyeee

Msg bhej....

Warna Teri..?

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Marzi na bhej yaar

Ghussa kyon karti hai aaj aapaka birthday hai na.

…….by sushma

EK exaM Me question tha:

Challenge kise kehte hai ?

Sardar ne pura paper khali chod kar last Me likha,

"Apne baap ka beta hai to pass karke dikha"!

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Marzi na bhej yaar

Ghussa kyon karti hai aaj aapaka birthday hai na.

…….by sushma

GirlFrnd-Kal Tujhe Kitne Call Kiye,Lekin Tune Phone Nahi Uthaya,

boyFrnd-Kyu Uthau

30Rs Deke Jo Gana Lagwaya Woh Kya Tera Baap Sunega

…….by sushma

I.T. pj:

Jwalamukhi k fatne se niklta h Lawa,

Boliye wah wah...

Jwalamukhi k fatne se nikalta h lawa,

Write down d diff. b/w C++ & java.

 …….by sushma

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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!

Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?

Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja! 

……….by sushma

Ek din usse na dekha dil uds ho gya

kuch hi pal mey wo itna khaas ho gya

ab tak to pata nahi tha mujhe

lekin uski judai se uski ehmiyat ka ehsaas ho gya

……….by sushma

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Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ka birthday hai... Un ki YAAD me plz. Plz Plz Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 "CARTOON" ko zaroor SEND karein... Mene to apna Farz pura kar diya

…………..by Sushma

Khobsurat He Zindgi Khawab Ki Tarh,Jane Kab Tut Jye Kanch Ki Tarah.

Muje Na Bhulna Kisi Baat Ki Tarh,Apne Dil Me Hi Rakhna Ek yaad ki tarah...

…………..by Sushma

Employee:

Boss, now i have gt married..! Please increase my salary..!

Boss:

Company is nt responsible 4 accidents occuring outside d company....!;-):-)

…………..by Sushma

Chahe Wafa Me Thokre Khate Raho,

Fir B Rasme Wade Nibhate Raho.

Yahi To Ishq Ka Dastoor Hai Yaaro,

Ki Jakhm Khate Raho Aur Bas Muskurate Raho.

…………..by Sushma

Most Beautiful wordz said about life-

"Life iz not amount of breathz U take..

But itz the amount of momentz that took ur breathe away"

tkcr....;-)

 …………..by Sushma

Cute line by a best friend-

Its bad that you are sad and not telling me

But

Its a shame on me that I know it and cant figure out whats Wrong!gn

…………..by Sushma

LOVE...???

Samjo to ehsas,

Dekho to rista,

Kaho to Labz,

Chaho to dosti,

Krlo to ebadat,

Nibhao to wade,

TUT jay to mukadar,

Par mil jaye to Jannat.

…………..by Sushma

Khuda k bad jo sabse aziz hota h

wo Dost kisi kisi ko hi Nasib hota h

dur wo kitna bhi ho Lekin uska Ahsas hamesha diL k Qarib hota hai...

 …………..by Sushma

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Gujrati Sher:

Nazar Se Nazar Mile To Pucho Kem Che

Nazar Zuki Or Hase To Samzo

Prem Che

Jo Kamar Zuka K SENDAL Utare To Smzo K Aa To Ben Che…

…Avinash

        1 choti ladki shopkepr k pas ja k boli-Jab me badi ho Jaungi to mujse shadi kroge?shopkepr=haan! haan! karunga.

Ladki=to hone wali BV ko 1choclate nhi doge…

…Avinash

Nepali-

Saabji, ye Shyam Singh ka mobile kaha milega.?

Salesman-

Pata nahi

Nepali-

Add toh isi dukan ka hai.,

Salesman-

Abe ye Shyam Singh nahi,"SAMSUNG" hai.!

…Avinash

Socho agar sms receive karne ke paise lagte to kya hota

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Aap jaise log to mere murder ki supari de chuke hote..!

…….by sushma 

Barish Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum

Wah Wah

Barish Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum

Wah Wah

Are Aage Kya Hua?

Hona Kya Tha?

Dhoop Nikli Sukh Gaye hum!

…….by sushma 

I.T. pj:

Jwalamukhi k fatne se niklta h Lawa,

Boliye wah wah...

Jwalamukhi k fatne se nikalta h lawa,

Write down d diff. b/w C++ & java.

…….by sushma 

1 bachha choclt kha rha tha.

A man-itni choclt khana acha nhi..

Boy-mere dadaji 105 sal jiye the..

MAN-wo choclt khate the.?

Boy-nhi apne kam se kam rkhte the..

…….by sushma 

BhgwanKa diya Sab kuch he.

Books,

Notes,

Time,

Mauka he

Or

Hausla to itna he K jab Chahu Padh Sakta hu

Bas 1hi BaatKi Kami he..

Mood

…….by sushma 

Sci ki ladki gaali kaise degi-sale dhrti pe unsolved eqn,trgnomtry k undefind angle,vectr k triple product, kute itna diferenciate krungi k zindgi me kbhi integrate nhi hoga..

…….by sushma 

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Santa ne nayee Car Li aur usKe Peeche Likhwaya-

"SAAWAN KO AANE DO"

Pichhe se truck Ne Thok Diya..

Truck Par Likha tha-

"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE"

….by sushma

RELIANCE Ka Palang

BSNL Ka Gadda

AIRTEL Ka Takiya

TATA Ki Rajai

Uske Andar Aap Aur

MAI

What An IDEA Madamji.

….by sushma

Bina bole aansu chale ate he,

Bina bole dost kaam ate he,

Kamal ki baat to ye he,

Aapki yaad Jab ati he to bina bole mere SMS chale jate he.

good night

….by sushma

Santa ki tapasya dkh k Bhagwan bole:var mango vats

Santa:bhagwan Ye kya kaha aapne,mai to vadhu ke liye tapasya kia tha

….by sushma

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Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ka birthday hai... Un ki YAAD me plz. Plz Plz Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 "CARTOON" ko zaroor SEND karein... Mene to apna Farz pura kar diya…………..by Sushma

Khobsurat He Zindgi Khawab Ki Tarh,Jane Kab Tut Jye Kanch Ki Tarah.

Muje Na Bhulna Kisi Baat Ki Tarh,Apne Dil Me Hi Rakhna Ek yaad ki tarah... …………..by Sushma

Employee:

Boss, now i have gt married..! Please increase my salary..!

Boss:

Company is nt responsible 4 accidents occuring outside d company....!;-):-) …………..by Sushma

Chahe Wafa Me Thokre Khate Raho,

Fir B Rasme Wade Nibhate Raho.

Yahi To Ishq Ka Dastoor Hai Yaaro,

Ki Jakhm Khate Raho Aur Bas Muskurate Raho. …………..by Sushma

Most Beautiful wordz said about life-

"Life iz not amount of breathz U take..

But itz the amount of momentz that took ur breathe away"

tkcr....;-) …………..by Sushma

Cute line by a best friend-

Its bad that you are sad and not telling me

But

Its a shame on me that I know it and cant figure out whats Wrong!gn…………..by Sushma

LOVE...???

Samjo to ehsas,

Dekho to rista,

Kaho to Labz,

Chaho to dosti,

Krlo to ebadat,

Nibhao to wade,

TUT jay to mukadar,

Par mil jaye to Jannat. …………..by Sushma

Khuda k bad jo sabse aziz hota h

wo Dost kisi kisi ko hi Nasib hota h

dur wo kitna bhi ho Lekin uska Ahsas hamesha diL k Qarib hota hai... …………..by Sushma

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Pati patni ghumne nikle raste me GADHA ghas kha raha tha

PATNI-wo dekho tumhara rishtedaar ghas kha raha hai namaste karo!

PATI-namaste sasurji………by sushma

Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ka birthday hai... Un ki YAAD me plz. Plz Plz Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 "CARTOON" ko zaroor SEND karein... Mene to apna Farz pura kar diya. ………by sushma

Snta-Maa kehti h, Bhais ka Doodh Pine se Dimag Tez hota h,

Bnta-Maa Bewakuf bnati h,Agar aisa hota to Bhais ka

"Baccha SCIENTIST nahi ban jata………by sushma

r u High Scoring Studnt?

Kya Aap Gud Marks

La-La Kr Bor Ho Chuke?

JOIN Engg.!

Marks Se No Marks,Ache Marks Se Chutkara,Fark Dekhiye Sirf 1 Semester Me.. ………by sushma

If you wait to be happy, you will wait forever

However if you start to be happy,you will be happy forever

Start Smiling and keep happy.... ………by sushma

samundr milte hi barish ko bhul jate he

paisa milt hi khuda ko bhul jate he

bade ajib hai duniya wale

SHILA milte hi MUNNi ko bhul jate hai………by sushma

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n---ss!w---!

DON ka sms padana muskil hi nahi namumkin h

Kyoki DON ka sms padne k liye mobile ulta krna padta hai………by sushma

Patni- Aapne Pichle Saal Mere Janam Din Me Muje Lohe Ka Bed Banwa K Diya Tha,Is Saal Kya Doge

Pati- Is Saal Usme Current... ………by sushma